Fernando Mexia, the pen.
Queues are a torture unnatural contrary to our most primal instincts. A queue one learns to 
force as a result of living in society. It is a way to keep us asfixiemos each other with plastic bags so swollen with anger being the first to pay business amidst the din; no mistake, the world governing purchases every man for himself. The lines show the way forward in the tumult.
The tails are made, period. Everyone knows that, even those who do not respect them. Is the sublimation of customary law, that it becomes law customs. Indeed, it is a sign of the degree of citizenship of a country. The more developed, the better are the queues. You go to Japan and see what I speak. The picaresque, affectionately referred to the phenomenon of the nerve, there is something that we should feel proud as Spanish however good the story of Lazarillo de Tormes, is endemic to suffer those who believe in social harmony.
During such a long time I left I trample on the tails, who saw with indignation and silence as opportunists of various ilk are jumping to bullfighting ritual of "wait your turn." He looked astonished, eyes bulging and swollen neck vein which bit of the eight, how my rights are trampled on with impunity and treachery. I do not know when I stopped was silent, I have since gone from victim to hunter. If you have to show its teeth, are taught.
After years of abuse and ended up watching the above classification of "rogues" in ten categories, so even the Christmas season of tails, I think it is helpful to review. My experience tells me that it stands up in a better way when they see it coming.
First a general rule the older eye. They may look helpless people but many hide behind an indomitable spirit that permanent hair and given that Spencer himself. Tails do not understand, perhaps because they are all back. Should be alert. They are usually older women, although men are added.
Profiles assaults Line:
Family: Mrs. lifetime. Easily recognizable by its pretensions to VIP deli. Enter the manor and nobility trade with grabbing a shopping cart. These people are cast with class, are the aristocrats of the mortadella with olives. Call the shopkeeper for his name, surely ask for some family and remember what it was little fucker to show everyone that she is like family. Some do it so well that one might think they really are shareholders in the business. Sow confusion in those who make the tail. Brought the conversation with the clerk did not take anything to make your request. Surprised by the brazenness with which ignore those who stood before her, commoners who go with their plastic bag with holes and shopping list in hand. Sometimes I had the feeling that these marketing veterans do not see the line as such but as a lot of people that makes them the hall to pay them honor, as when a football team wins the league. They are hard to peel, even if one gets their attention is likely to resist and stand up. They are convinced that they are licensed to slip.
Clueless: curious specimen. Tends to move with stealth and an air of indifference. One would think he has no intention of buying anything, which is passing through or waiting for someone. Nothing is further from reality. Wait until you get used to line up with their presence and let down their guard. At that time the shopkeeper looks in the eyes and place your order to the perplexity of those who are there. If someone rebukes and encourages him to stand in line like other mortals recoil often reluctantly with a phrase like, "Oh, I had not noticed but, well, now you have asked."
Strategist: tail because it does not actually going to buy, or so he says. Does not save the forms. Walk right to the clerk being felt. If you mention the tail be excused with a quick "no, no, if I just want to ask a question." How can we deny that, right? Error. The question is usually if you have this or that product, a doubt that in many cases is cleared at a glance. The merchandise is exposed in front of their noses. After the "yes" the shopkeeper, shoot your request. Typically uses an innocent "when you put me" and pushed aside while the others bite the tongue.
Crouching: similar to the quarterback with the difference that in this case, the person posing as one of many waiting their turn. It is common to find these individuals in establishments where you have to take number or ask for time and need not be in line. Take a moment of doubt about who the next or the fortuitous proximity to the shopkeeper to attack with magic "when you can."
Educated: No gimmicks. Please direct requests to be allowed to slip. Use phrases like "you care to pass before I have a hurry" or "just took a little something and I have the car in second row." Sometimes those good manners hide a professional at this to bypass queues. Some people use this technique regularly, there are even others who say "just take a little something" then it is a lie and have no hurry. They abuse the good heart of which is in the queue. They are the kings of the thymus.
Hustler: this is cannon fodder for supermarket queue. Take it to the letter that "the last shall be first" and runs when he sees you open the box next to head the new queue after the cashier says to respect the line and "pass in order." Popular belief smarter than anyone else and leaves the super with a feeling of triumph. One can fall into the trap of thinking that because it requires a certain speed and reflexes this is a single category of youth, but that would be too beginner. We've all seen old women go from zero to sixty in three seconds to be imposed on others in that race. Some push. Beware of carrying a cane.
Forgetful: LA Story and others. As far honored the educated and hard to penetrate because it is in fact in line and goes before you. Not be suspected of intending to sneak. This is a subject that asks you to keep this site a while because he has forgotten a product. Then you do not see the hair until it will go to play the turn, then comes loaded with a mule, running and with a smile. Blurts out a "thank you". It is a technique used to gain time and queue when it is long.
Territorial variant forgetful. In this case, the person in front of the row disappears but it marks its territory with the shopping cart and asks who is behind it please be moving slowly until he returns. Also usually says that he has forgotten something.
Tandem: a legal way to sneak. There really is someone in line and order while respecting your partner make the purchase. A normal situation that may lead to abuse because you never know how many products they will buy. No wonder the Compranet appears at the last minute with a cart filled to overflowing with the sighs of injustice of members of the queue. The outrage is also capitalized when invoking the home-delivery service. Given this circumstance is best to move in search of more promising lines.
Lucky this Christmas and happy holidays.
